The Bump Heard Around The World!

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Doh!

Mark30339 on February 9, 2009 at 2:53 PM

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“That’s not the doorway I thought I knew.”

flipflop on February 9, 2009 at 2:53 PM

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Barry bumps unused portion of his anatomy.

Vashta.Nerada on February 9, 2009 at 2:55 PM

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“Every time a President bumps his head, the debt goes up by one trillion dollars”

BobMbx on February 9, 2009 at 2:56 PM

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Obama’s lofty idealism meets lowered expectations, with predictable results.

notta_dhimmi on February 9, 2009 at 3:01 PM

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“See? I take my head out of my ass for ten seconds, and THIS is what happens!”

Master Shake on February 9, 2009 at 3:04 PM

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and then reality hit Barry upside the head . . .

NoDonkey on February 9, 2009 at 3:04 PM

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Thats what you get Barry for dissing the Marine band.

Elric66 on February 9, 2009 at 3:05 PM

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Thats what you get Barry for dissing the Marine band.

Elric66 on February 9, 2009 at 3:05 PM

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“Eh…no problem. The MSM will issue me some goose egg offsets.”

csdeven on February 9, 2009 at 3:14 PM

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The Messiah is amazed that helicopter door doesn’t part for Him.

rbj on February 9, 2009 at 3:14 PM

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“Rahm, make sure THAT never happened!”

Yoop on February 9, 2009 at 3:15 PM

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“Wanna Get Away?”

Bishop on February 9, 2009 at 3:19 PM

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The sill of Marine One’s doorway struck the President in the head, today. Secret Service agents quickly wrestled the helicopter to the ground, and it is being held for questioning.

George Orwell on February 9, 2009 at 3:23 PM

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…that’s the last time I’m partying with Michael Phelps…

PatriotPete on February 9, 2009 at 3:25 PM

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Sign above Marine One cabin door…”Please remove messianic over-inflated ego before entering”

Wyznowski on February 9, 2009 at 3:26 PM

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“The Obama presidency…from fist bumps to head lumps…a sign of things to come?”

Liberty or Death on February 9, 2009 at 3:28 PM

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“When asked about today’s head-bumping by President Obama when entering Marine One, Vice-President Biden chuckled, but reminded the Press Corps not to make too much folly out of the incident, saying, “I’m pretty sure the same thing happened to President Lincoln as well… remember he was 6-and-a-half-feet tall….”

Members of the Press Corps nodded and wrote down their notes, adding no further questions on follow-up following the VP’s comment.

jrlingreenbay on February 9, 2009 at 3:37 PM

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This is your brain on stimulus…any questions?

John on February 9, 2009 at 3:52 PM

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As Grandma used to say, it ain’t as easy as it looks, getting 10 gallons of manure in a 5 gallon can.

Cheshire Cat on February 9, 2009 at 3:57 PM

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Marine One to be named “Worst Helicopter in the World” tonight on Countdown.
(Have. You. No. Shame. Sir…korsky?!”)

Planet Moron on February 9, 2009 at 4:01 PM

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I’m gonna start bustin’ skulls if you don’t pass this package.
Ouch!

uniclone on February 9, 2009 at 4:22 PM

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People do it all the time when getting tossed into the back seat of Crown Victorias.

IlikedAUH2O on February 9, 2009 at 5:04 PM

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Obama sparks wild new craze. Emergency rooms across the country reporting ‘head-bump’ epidemic.”

mike_NC9 on February 9, 2009 at 7:39 PM

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Looks like he went out for that beer with Hannity after all.

Uncle Pinky on February 9, 2009 at 8:34 PM

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Affirmative Action meets Darwin

ex-Democrat on February 10, 2009 at 8:55 AM

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