Nancy Pelosi "500 million Americans will lose their jobs if the stimulus package is not passed!"

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Nancy Pelosi Has No Clue How Many People Live In The US
Imagine for a moment if Sarah Palin had said this. It would have been the lead story on every netework and Keith Olbermann would have gone into a snark induced coma (which may be a fair trade when you think about it). But now? Not even crickets.

Posted by: DrewM. at 10:44 AM
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Nancy is right, although she doesn't know the half of it. She is referring to the clusters of Thetans attached to every human being. When the meat body is unemployed, so are the Thetans!Come to Scientology - we can teach you so much! And, now, for a limited time, we'll only take 85% of everything you own! Call us now!

Posted by: Tom Cruise at February 04, 2009 10:54 AM (Ohodx)
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The best part is she doesn't even bat an eyelash over her mistake. Most people realize they have made a verbal gaffe, let it slide, but it shows up in their face. Not Pelosi. Either she didn't know she made a verbal gaffe or the botox has rendered her expressionless.

Posted by: Sue at February 04, 2009 10:54 AM (Jol77)
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Dumber than a box of rocks.

Excuse me?

Posted by: Box of Rocks at February 04, 2009 11:14 AM (wOGfT)
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Ain't none of you dumberz than me!

Posted by: dirt at February 04, 2009 11:23 AM (q/kmn)
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those extra 150,000,000 include the ACORN registered voters. Not only will everyone in theUS (living, dead, cartoon character, etc.) lose their job if this isn't passed but all in 1 month! So how many lose their job in month 2 if this isn't passed?

Posted by: Dmentia or senility, Nancy? at February 04, 2009 11:28 AM (hphNR) those extra
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At my next press conference I'll blame the republicans for standing in the way of the much needed $8.9 trillion stimulus package. And that only works out to about .29cents per taxpayer. So for a lousy 29 cents the republicans are going to let all of the childern in america die from starvation, let all of the interstate systems collapse, the power grids fail, and let the earth burst into a ball of fire due to global warming. Just for .29 cents.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 04, 2009 11:33 AM (DYJjQ)
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As the Representative from her district of San Francisco, one of the ways Pelosi has helped trim the State budget is to eliminate mathematics from the public school curricula.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 04, 2009 11:40 AM (AZGON)
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Are those extra 200 million people being taxed?

No, the graveyard population doesn't pay taxes, they only get to vote.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 04, 2009 11:57 AM (Ygf78)
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Yeah, but is she dumber than me?

I think not.

There's a reason there's a saying, "Dumber than a box of Boxers".

And if that wench from San Francisco is going to try to out-stupid me, well, she's gonna have some problems.

Cause I invented stupid.

Posted by: Barbara Boxer at February 04, 2009 12:24 PM (ThMnZ)
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