The Constitution Is Dead

Washington DC - While under the care of the Obama administration, the Constitution of the United States was declared legally dead today.

The Obama administration held a news conference early this morning to try and quell some of the rumors that have been floating about the Washington DC area today.

One rumor indicates that the Constitution was in good health when the Obama administration began. A key Obama insider who spoke on the condition of anonymity, said that there may have been intentional malicious harm done to the Constitution over the past 90 days.

The FBI has not identified who may have been with the Constitution when it took its last breath.
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